Hi Pilgrim , can you give me a lift ?

Pilgrim #1: "Dude... want to come and found a country with me. Bring a turkey, some cranberries and a T-shirt that says I♥NY. Trust me, it'll be awesome in about 300 years?"

Pilgrim #2: "We can call it the 'Land-where-you-can-make-money-and-raise-a-family-and-then-shoot-them-with-a-gun'."

Pilgrim #1: "How bout 'Land of Opportunity'. It sounds better to tourists."


This is the point from where the first Eurotrash departed for the fair shores of the part of the world that would later become the mighty US of A.